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Been a full house here as of late. A family member has been ..

Been a full house here as of late. A family member has been staying with us, and while it's been so wonderful to spend time with family, it's been hard to find private time to get that OnlyFans content. I am still getting to your requests and messages. I promise I will get to all of you. It's just a matter of finding a new pattern and routine.

There have been a few moments here and there when I could slip a few things in my holes. Here is one....Stay Tuned...More on the way... 📺👀

🎶I don’t need nobody to tell me what to do
And I don’t need nobody to tell me what to say
I’ve got a policy of understanding
An economy that’s underwhelming
And I can’t shake the sense I’m stuck in pretence and just wishing my life away
So come entertain me
Come entertain me and show me what’s right
I don’t need nobody to come and hold my hand
And I don’t need nobody to level out the land
I’ve got a policy of understanding
An economy that’s underwhelming
And I can’t shake the sense I’m stuck in pretence and just wishing my life away
So come entertain me
Come entertain me and show me what’s right
I don’t need nobody to tell me what to do
I don’t need nobody to tell me what to say
I don’t need nobody to point out my mistakes
I’ll leave the lying the meddling the cock ups to the state🎶
~ Sprints

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It's nice and chilly here in FL!!! Washing sheets and took a..

It's nice and chilly here in FL!!! Washing sheets and took a break....my slippers match my PUSSY! 😽💋

There′s a party in my pussy
Something great is going on
There's a party in my pussy
Everybody came on
~ Catastrophe

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Sorry for the hiatus, had a family emergency but all is ok. ..

Sorry for the hiatus, had a family emergency but all is ok. I'm back now and will be answering all my messages this week. I am so ready to get back to normal.

🌞Morning has come and I am setting the table for us to enjoy a cool morning outside. How do you take your..... 😘😈😻

🎶I decide to go where no one watches
And I, I know I shouldn't hide
Make lots of plans just to keep me busy
But in the end I'm just not committed
So I keep the list out of my sight
Worst days are all over
Now that I feel fine
Don't know what to do
With all the time, all the time🎶

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Dive in....the waters perfect. 💦 Blue skies came down on me..

Dive in....the waters perfect. 💦

Blue skies came down on me
Be careful what you say
You said that yesterday
Tell me something new
It's always, always you
Blue skies come down on me
Gray clouds are far away
I sought it for days on days
I sought it six weeks or so
But blue skies came down on me
Be careful what you say
You said that yesterday
Tell me something new
It's always ocean blue
Blue skies come down on me
White clouds are now in view
And you should see the view
And you should see the view
Blue skies
~ The Ocean Blue

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Finally home and ready to enjoy my evening. I am also off to..

Finally home and ready to enjoy my evening. I am also off tomorrow so I can enjoy a late night and sleep in. Today is my birthday, in case you weren't aware. 😉

This day will soon be at an end
And now it's even sooner
And now it's even sooner
And now it's even sooner
This day will soon be at an end
And now it's even sooner
And now it's sooner still.
You're older than you've ever been
And now you're even older
And now you're even older
And now you're even older.
You're older than you've ever been
And now you're even older,
And now you're older still.
~ They Might Be Giants

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Don't leave your shirt at my house. I'll wear it, cum thinki..

Don't leave your shirt at my house. I'll wear it, cum thinking of how good you feel, and give it back with my scent all over it. 😈
Tomorrow is my birthday🥳 and I hope to be around here in the evening. I'm looking forward to relaxing, getting to cum a bunch💦, and having Friday off to recoup my mind and my pussy. 😴😪 I will also be posting a few viddys this weekend too. Stay Tuned......

🎶For weeks you've been beside me
I feel you crashing over me
Like waves upon the stones at sea
You ruin me
Like the tide erodes the island
My sheerest cliffs are crumbling down
The deepest seas
Surrounding all my skin
Can I make this any easier for you?
Like constant white of clouded sky
Sometimes I could just disappear entirely
I'm heavyweight desperate now
Is everything I'm doing just for you?
Would I do anything for you?
Could I make this more convenient for you?
Like constant white of clouded sky
Sometimes I could just disappear entirely
I'm heavyweight desperate now
Is everything I'm doing just for you?
I'll do anything for you🎶
~ Annie Hamilton

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Another long day, but a short week. I am beat. Ready to rela..

Another long day, but a short week. I am beat. Ready to relax and catch up on some tv. Any suggestions? What are you watching?
FYI - My birthday will be on the 30th. 🎂🥳Just in case you wanted to wish me a happy birthday in any way you see fit. 💙

I'm the one natural one, make it easy
We can take it inside
Where I can love how I like if I want it
Whatever keeps me high
~ Folk Implosion

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Ode to Winter Not a breeze in sight, nor a sweater needed. ..

Ode to Winter
Not a breeze in sight, nor a sweater needed.
Without the cold, is it really the Winter season?
Where else can you gleam a glimpse,
Of those wonderfully delicious hard nips?
~ L 🖤🎁

“Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home.”
~ Edith Sitwell

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Anyone else struggling during the Winter months? My pre–Wint..

Anyone else struggling during the Winter months? My pre–Winter Blues have been hitting a bit harder the past few weeks. How do you handle your low days?
Masturbation works for me, but it only lasts for so long. Why can't we live in a perpetual state of orgasm? 😁

“The source of love is deep in us and we can help others realize a lot of happiness. One word, one action, one thought can reduce another person’s suffering and bring that person joy.”
~ Thich Nhat Hanh

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Finally getting some time to catch up on shows. You know wha..

Finally getting some time to catch up on shows. You know what this one is, don't you? 🖖

Stand up so I can see you
Shout out so I can hear you
Reach out so I can touch you
This is our emergency
~ Pretty Girls Make Graves

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Already feels like a long week and it just started. Don't fo..

Already feels like a long week and it just started. Don't forget to take a breather, you're important too. 🖤💙💜

First time I met you I knew then
That afterwards there'd be
No in between
We can sail the ocean blue
Or just fly down, you know
How I love you
Nothing's gonna stop me now
Nothing's gonna stop me now
Nothing's gonna stop me now
Wanna wake up early every day
Just to be awake
In the same world as you
No one ever hurt you
No more endless nights
Only blue light, it's blues
If anyone should stop me now
Nothing's gonna stop me now
Nothing's gonna stop me now, now, now, now
I'm not goin' back
~ Snail Mail

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I've been a busy worker bee 🐝this week. I did manage to get ..

I've been a busy worker bee 🐝this week. I did manage to get to relax today and capture some of it for you. 👀 Thought I'd let you sneak in on another shower 🚿🧼🧽with an added shave 🪒session. It has been such a rushed week my pussy😻was in need of some hair maintenance. 💈 I very much needed to destress from the work week, what better way than to wash all of it down the drain. Enjoy. 💙

Lookin' up
Never down
Part of the crowd
In a room of doubt
Movin' sea
Of bone and meat
Bodies merging into
One big heap
The hand to rescue me
Just out of reach
And the sound
I have found
It's getting loud
That incessant ring
In my ears
What I fear
Most of all
Deterioration
I know it's a foolish thing to dwell
Thinking of falling is the reason I fell
As far as I can see
You're just like me
~ The Pack A.D.

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Home from work a bit early today. Relaxing outside when one ..

Home from work a bit early today. Relaxing outside when one should be working feels extra good.

“After the day is gone we shall go out, breathe deeply, and look up - and there the stars will be, unchanged, unchangeable.”
~ H.A. Rey

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My tight asshole is craving to be stuffed. I can't wait to s..

My tight asshole is craving to be stuffed. I can't wait to show you. 😏

On each corner you'll see
Fresh and new horizon
And it's all about you and me
And what we can do that matter
As the waves come and go
First and each one underneath the snow
Lies the grass ready to grow
~ Junip

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With space speaking like a friend A voicе you know, an aidin..

With space speaking like a friend
A voicе you know, an aiding hand
And I like to visit you
In corners of a space I knеw
I watch children scale the trees
To dive right in just like me
~ Koleżanka

Enjoying my Sunday evening by removing my clothes. I can just use you to keep me toasty. 😉😈

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Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not b..

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.
~ Anais Nin

The pain of parting is nothing to the joy of meeting again.
~ Charles Dickens

This time of year, don't forget to check in on those that struggle. It is a time of joy for many, but not for everyone. Send a short text, give a quick phone call, an email, DM, etc..... just to say hello....it might put a smile on someone's face that really needed it.

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I love to feel close. Body to body. Pushed up against each o..

I love to feel close. Body to body. Pushed up against each other. Feeling the energy flowing through us.

"We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the rest of the universe atomically."
~ Neil DeGrasse Tyson

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How it ended.....I always ensure we finish with a BANG! 🌊💥💦 ..

How it ended.....I always ensure we finish with a BANG! 🌊💥💦

Liam exploded all over my stomach & tits (just the way I like); however, I had already rubbed most of it on me before we got the photo (I'm an amateur and got carried away. I like getting showered in cum and sometimes I forget I need pics/viddy 🤭).
**Friendly Reminder ** If you take me for a ride you better enjoy being smothered in cream. If you don't I will gladly clean it up for you - I taste sweet. 🍦🍭

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How it started.....😈💋👅When I tease the tip it gets him every..

How it started.....😈💋👅When I tease the tip it gets him every time. I love feeling that cock grow in my mouth.

In spite of ourselves
We'll end up a-sittin' on a rainbow
Against all odds
Honey, we're the big door prize
We're gonna spite our noses
Right off of our faces
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts
Dancin' in our eyes
~ Viagra Boys

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Got to stop home for lunch today. Spent the entire 45 min on..

Got to stop home for lunch today. Spent the entire 45 min on the porch enjoying the breeze. 🐦🌞🌳💨

She was wearing a pair of my pajamas with the sleeves rolled up. When she laughed I wanted her again. A minute later she asked me if I loved her. I told her it didn't mean anything but that I didn't think so. She looked sad. But as we were fixing lunch, and for no apparent reason, she laughed in such a way that I kissed her.
~ Albert Camus

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Will You Eat Me After I Eat You?!? ...little glass box tha..

Will You Eat Me After I Eat You?!?

...little glass box that was lying under the table: she opened it, and found in it a very small cake, on which the words 'EAT ME' were beautifully marked in currants.
~ Lewis Carroll

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What gets me out of bed is knowing you'll be watching... 👀😏😈..

What gets me out of bed is knowing you'll be watching... 👀😏😈💦🚀🪐

If I could choose anything to be
I'd only want to be me
If I could choose anything to do
I'd just spend all my time with you
~ The Shivas

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Late start to my day. I hope you are all enjoying yours. 🌞🌚⭐..

Late start to my day. I hope you are all enjoying yours. 🌞🌚⭐🚀🪐

Where did you go?
I am over here
Oh, where did you go?
I am over here
Hoping you'll be mine
Wishing you were near
Dreaming all the time
Would you say you knew when you saw me
And I want you too and now I'll be
Waiting under rainy clouds for fun
Cause I know the story just begun
~ Eerie Wanda

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Stretching is something I enjoy doing. Especially when I lay..

Stretching is something I enjoy doing. Especially when I lay down in bed, helps me to stop for a moment and remind myself to relax and breathe.

Here are a couple of my favorite bits of wisdom from everyone's favorite, Mr. Rogers.

Mutual caring relationships require kindness and patience, tolerance, optimism, joy in the other's achievements, confidence in oneself, and the ability to give without undue thought of gain.
~ Fred Roger

Often when you think you're at the end of something, you're at the beginning of something else.
~ Fred Rogers

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Lounging around. I'm ready for bed, anyone else want to join..

Lounging around. I'm ready for bed, anyone else want to join?

What's so amazing
That keeps us star gazing
And what do we think we might see
Someday we'll find it
That Rainbow Connection
The lovers the dreamers and me
All of us under its spell
We know that it's probably magic
Have you been half asleep
And have you heard voices
I've heard them calling my name
Is this the sweet sound that call's the sailors
The voice might be one and the same
I've heard it too many times to ignore it
Its something that I'm supposed to be
Someday we'll find it
The Rainbow Connection
The lovers, the dreamers and me
~ Kermit The Frog 🐸

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Had some time this morning before work and decided to have f..

Had some time this morning before work and decided to have fun in the shower and I wanted you to peep in. Soaping up can be fun. 🧼🧽🚿

Keep an eye out for part two of this video in your messages. I grabbed a few toys and came so hard I shot the dildo out of my pussy so hard it flew off the wall. 🙀 That pussy is strong.😼

My actions are my only true belongings.
~ Thich Nhat Hanh

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Boobies in the sun always make me feel good, even when I jus..

Boobies in the sun always make me feel good, even when I just wake up. Especially when there is a chill in the air. 🌞 Enjoy your day. 💙

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It rained for some time the past few days so I actually got ..

It rained for some time the past few days so I actually got to use my favorite raincoat; my Radiohead anorak I got during the Kid A tour.

I want to see you smile again
Like diamonds in the dust
The amazing sound of the killing hordes
The day the banks collapsed on us
Cease this endless chattering
Like everything is fine
When sorry is not good enough
Sit in the back while no-one drives
I'm so glad
So glad
You're mine
~ Thom Yorke

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I wasn't going to post this, but it's way to funny not to. 😹..

I wasn't going to post this, but it's way to funny not to. 😹If you can't laugh at yourself, how do you exist?🤔 If my self-deprecating humor can make anyone laugh or smile, I definitely had a good day. 😁

Anyhow, the camera angle is way off. 🚫🎥Once I realize that I just get a bit silly. I realized early in but finished the song anyways (Rocky Horror is my favorite musical soundtrack).🎶 Although Janet is not my favorite character (how can you not love Riff Raff and Magenta), it was a more fitting outfit.

In the velvet darkness
Of the blackest night
Burning bright, there's a guiding star
No matter what, or who you are
There's a light
(Over at the Frankenstein place)
There's a light
(Burning in the fireplace)
There's a light, light
In the darkness of everybody's life
~ Richard O'Brien

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Home for the weekend and bundled up.....for now. 😏 Enjoying ..

Home for the weekend and bundled up.....for now. 😏 Enjoying some time on the porch, "coolish" dreary weather and I'm loving every second of it. 🖤☔🌧️

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