

πΈπ€ IT IS DICK TAX TIME! πΈπ
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If you have a dick then you owe tax! Big or small! Obviously thereβs a higher tax bill for the losers with the teeny weeny ones!
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3 inches and under - $50
3-5 inches - $35
5-8 inches - $20
8-11 inches - $5
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Pay upβΌοΈ