

IS HOUSEWORK SEXY? π§½π§Ή β€οΈβπ₯π«¦
Maybe in raunchy underwear π©², but generally, the answer is no.π Philosophy disagrees, of course, and sees magic in mundane dusting and mopping. π€πͺ
Itβs easy to kill the mood if you have dirty sheets, leave your stuff everywhere and get the place smelling like garbage.π€’π But there is much more to housework than clearing things away. Housework, or any work for that matter, transforms you. Using only our hands we can be pretty hopeless, but picking up a broom transforms us into a complexity that can move dust and sand around the floor with ease. Like superheroesπ¦Έ, we gain special powers to make change and create the type of world we want to live in.ππ
Housework is sexy because it sets the scene. It sweeps away the barriers to lay the groundwork for a fucking incredible sexual experience.π It allows you both to concentrate on each other without distraction.π¨ββ€οΈβπβπ¨ Housework shows your partner how fucking amazing you think they are because it is an expression of giving love, respect and caring, which is about as sexy as you can get. ππ
Lastly, take enough pride in housework, and like all work, it is elevated to an artform.π©βπ¨π And, art is extremely powerful.πͺβ‘ Art is one of the few things which can spontaneously create action, change behaviour and shape culture. Art can literally stop you in your tracks in shock and awe and make you rethink everything.π€― Art changes lives- and housework, believe it or not, has this power. It goes deeper than respect for your partner, as art is aimed at elevating the entire human experience, changing how we see the world. ππ§ This is another way of saying housework is so sexy it can make the universe cum!βπ¦π₯