Get up, you lazy pig! That’s right, haul that fat ass off th..
Added 2025-01-13 14:28:42 +0000 UTCGet up, you lazy pig! That’s right, haul that fat ass off the couch. Surely, you’re not so out of shape that you can’t even stand anymore—yet. Jog in place for me, fatty. I want to see every inch of that flabby body bounce and wobble. If it’s not shaking more than mine, you’ve been slacking, and that’s unacceptable. I told you, no excuses! This is the year you’re going to shovel down every bite and blow up into the massive, bloated pig you’re destined to be.
