Look at me. Look at how much space I take up, and I am takin..
Added 2025-04-09 00:00:24 +0000 UTCLook at me. Look at how much space I take up, and I am taking up more and more room with every pound. This is how a real pig should look. More pig than human, a big, wobbling blob of ever-swelling lard. And yet, here you are, still not fat enough. Still not huge enough. If you really want to impress me, you’d be growing just like this—rounding out, taking up space, becoming the heavy, overfed hog you were meant to be.
