

Hey fatty! (The dick not the man) this is one fat ass cock! I honestly feel like the fatter the cock the messier the room. Just a theory. I just knowwww there is a bowl of Cheerios next to you from yesterday… and I love that about you. Again, im getting a lot of carefree dick pics which is always hot. Ur cock is so fat why would you even try? Just come sit it on or get the fuck out of my house. Also im curious if anyone agrees, but im getting a kinda Joe Pesci vibe from your dick. He doesn’t WANT to kill, but he would to protect his family. He can get angry but in a charming way. He’s definitely Italian American (again the cock not necessarily the man). Your thumb is hot too. I’d be interested to see what an above angle would look like. Also im gunna go back a little and say the room is a little too messy. We don’t need pristine, but we don’t wanna have to imagine stepping over piles of laundry to fuck. I’m just being honest here, we are all family. All that being said, im sure Ms fatty is the belle of the ball in the dark room. I’m not worried about you pulling some hotties. But clean up! Not even for us, for yourself! We all feel better in a clean space. Xo