Added 2024-05-29 18:09:17 +0000 UTC
Congratulations! You qualify for porn insurance, a growing government assistance program for those who have found their porn addictions spiraling out of control. We just need to go through a quick assessment to see if your addiction meets the criteria for a disability. Answer these invasive and possibly embarrassing questions about your porn consumption, and please try not to get distracted by filth while you do!
