

Your 🍤 dicklet could never ever be bigger than mine, so I’m implementing a SMALL PENIS TAX. 📏 📸Take a picture of your worm next to a measuring tape or a ruler and send it to me, along with: 7-9inch $15 5-7inch $20 3-5inch $25 2-3inch $30 1-2inch $40 1inch or less $50