Findom was specifically designed for fist f*cking virgins mu..
Added 2023-10-22 13:35:40 +0000 UTCFindom was specifically designed for fist f*cking virgins much like yourself. Upon recognising that society hadn't much use for you in the ways of contribution, the concept of financial domination came to life.
It didn't take long for women to universally deduct each and every one of your flaws, and balance them up against an underwhelming list of positive qualities.
Quickly, it was discovered that due to your scrawny, unappetising appearance, the likelihood of you making an attractive partner was null and void.
That is when we turned to the possibility of you being in possession of knowledge. We thought surely, since this individual hasn't the time to indulge in vanity, they would at least have more than just a couple of brain cells to rub together. It became apparent that that was in fact, not the case. The depths of your stupidity runs rampant and is frankly, rather concerning.
And so, there came the unearthing of your desire to serve women. One that as aforementioned, could not be achieved by means of brains, brawn, or s*x. This led to you pulling out your wallet, and emptying it in its entirety in the hopes of receiving praise and gratification for once in your pathetic little life. Fortunately for you, it worked.
This is how the invention of findom came to be. The thing that drives you, inspires you, and gives you endless means of purpose.
