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I hate not posting at least once per day, but something happ..

I hate not posting at least once per day, but something happened yesterday that kept me from my planned routine. I went paddle boarding for 5 hours and got lost!! StoryTime! As usual, a random boy starts talking to me at the park. Totally not my type, but he is fun, friendly and invites me to go paddle boarding for free. Iโ€™m like, hell yes! Iโ€™d love to do that around the Fort Lauderdale canals! It was a ton of fun, BUT.... I raced ahead because he was slow as hell and I got lost!! Iโ€™m paddl!ng my ass off, Iโ€™m on only 400 calories for the day plus a few hundred from the 4 small carbonated alcoholic beverages I had and not even remotely enough water. I paddle through a thunderstorm, carried the damn paddle board down the street (in the storm, fighting the wind), lost my second favorite pair of sunglasses in the water ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ and finished off by paddled for over 11 miles, according to my Apple Watch. I knew where I was on the map, but I could NOT find the dock!! I was finally rescued by the same guy I came with, who had waved down a random boater. He couldnโ€™t even make it back to where we started!! I had explored ALL the canals minus 2. They were next on my quest to find the damn dock before my watch died and so I didnโ€™t have to hitch a ride, in the pouring rain, in nothing but a soaking wet bikini ๐Ÿคฃ I finally made it home at 10:15pm..... Then I was nauseous as HELL, threw up all the fluids and what small simple foods I could stomach, and passed out with all the lights on, some hours later. I did not wake up once until my laptop woke up for email alerts at 9am! So, needless to say, I need a LOT of rest today!! The good news is I dropped 4.5lbs ๐Ÿ˜† but Iโ€™m still 9lbs away from my goal. Fluids and simple foods today!! I will be doing Doordash orders. But, as always, a pic is attached, itโ€™s all I could muster at this time. After washing my face, brushing my teeth, and grabbing a little food, itโ€™s all I can do, I can barely stand or scratch my own head ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต

I hate not posting at least once per day, but something happ..

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