Im sharing this twitter post and including more shots. I cou..

Im sharing this twitter post and including more shots. I couldn’t sleep last night It’s part cute part heartwarming but all personal. Here it is…

It’s 3am I should be asleep I have an early client at a new gym but I couldn’t stop thinking of his this would be a great section of my memoir “Muscles Made Me Gay” A touching true unconventional gay coming out story of how I dated older women as a straight boy cuz I had mommy issues. And now as a gay man I only date college boys who have daddy issues cuz I used to be a professor. Full Fag Circle.

I went to catholic school for 7 years as a kid. I was an alter boy for 3 years. My mother made me serve 6am mass one summer everyday. One old lady would give me $1 about once a week. Bitch that catholic guilt finally worked.

I never masterbated cuz I seriously felt guilty and scared my hand would fall off. I accidentally “did something” in high school doing ab crunches & leg lifts. I remember thinking something feels different but I kept pushing thru the pain so to speak. And boom I had to stop a massive thick gooey sticky mess was under my shorts.

I thought I broke it. It was my first time cummming. My first time masterbating unintentionally. It felt fucking gooooooood.

After that I fucking did ab exercises like a madman. I perfected doing abs so I can ejaculate. Why do you think my abs are so good today?😊

I spent years dating beautiful professional educated women when I was a teacher who looked like Penelope Cruz, Kim Kardasian, and others…

Then when I put on a ton of muscle I got attention from men all across the world. I was curious and thought meh one man giving me head cant hurt. He sucked my dick with such precision, the tongue, the balls, the tip play, the suction all so right, I would cum harder than I ever did from a blow job First words out loud: “Fuck it was never good with a woman .”’

That blow job unleashed a huge load of cum & unleashed repression & unleashed a massive sexual awakening. It helped the boy sucking my dick had big biceps that he used to expertly use my cock. I’ve never been with a woman since. I’ve been a gay, a fag, a homosexual ever since. And in fucking proud.

“Muscles Made Me Gay” Coming soon to a bookstore near you.

Would you read it? 🥹 subscribe for more detailed real life true stories as I FLEX for you and PLAY WITH MY NIPPLES FOR YOU AS I TELL. I mean even that OF & JFF popular m series just kinda happened by accident. Like mabsterbating with my abs😈

@felixsaldana is on my dick here

& me trying to see cum by flexing my abs😏