Since I had to tell this story today...it's also yours. Ok..
Added 2021-09-13 18:50:13 +0000 UTCSince I had to tell this story today...it's also yours.
Ok...here goes.
So hubby and I were on our way to an event once when I worked at the airport, so most of the TSA people knew me. Because of the fact that when you fly for free your bags aren't insured, we rarely check bags, so one of our carry ons was a toy bag. Enter... speculum.
Of course TSA bag checks me, and the guy roots around in the bag until he gets to the speculum, which he pulls out and looks at for a moment, obviously perplexed before he holds it up to me and says, "shoehorn?"
At this point I'm almost crying trying not to laugh.
All I can do is shake my head.
Again he repeats, "shoehorn?"
My husband shakes his head.
He asked....at least 3 more times, getting more and more desperate each time, because I think it dawn's on him by now that he doesn't want an answer.
"SHOEHORN!!?!?!"
Finally...a female agent walks over and whispers something in his ear before calmly walking away.
This poor man...newly sullied....gently places the speculum back in my bag like it's a live grenade, zips it up, blushes, and squeaks, "have a nice day".
