

I’m fantasising, imagining people gossiping about me in six months time, saying things like, “Did you see what she did to herself? She’s completely unrecognisable now. Did you see all her chins? Massive!
She can’t even control her burping and farting. She’s a lost cause. And she’s using a scooter to get around.
Can’t believe she used to enjoy kickboxing and rock climbing. Now she can barely waddle to her fridge and has people helping her all the time and a team of personal chefs.
I heard she only works from home now because she outgrew her car. How can someone change that much in just six months???
I can dream and I can chug. Just hope my body knows what to do with all these calories. I’m getting off on this and I love it.