

One day I’ll find out I’m too big to fit the tape measure ar..
Added 2024-07-17 22:48:37 +0000 UTCOne day I’ll find out I’m too big to fit the tape measure around me. I’ll need to eat a giant cake to celebrate. I might end up face down in the cake then flailing like a turtle cos I can’t reach the ground to push myself back up. Too much Bellissima in the way.