I survived but my stomach is acting crazy today. The noises ..
Added 2024-08-20 08:42:55 +0000 UTCI survived but my stomach is acting crazy today. The noises and smells coming out of me… Damn. Maybe I mixed too many things together. Just hope enough of it turns to fat. My neighbour woke me up with a dead car battery story and I was trying to discreetly fart before getting into my car so I could try help her out with a jump start. It didn’t work. I wasn’t discreet and her car didn’t start, maybe I should have just farted on the battery, that would have made it wake up. Anyway, I’m happy to say that I woke up feeling bloated as fuck and I don’t fill skinny this morning. I feel like a gassy fat pig. Here’s a pic of how I look.
