One day my gut will enter a room before I do, with my arms a..
Added 2024-09-09 20:22:38 +0000 UTCOne day my gut will enter a room before I do, with my arms awkwardly sticking out at my sides as I barely manage a penguin style waddle to propel my immense form forward, stopping frequently to catch my breath, the jiggles and wobbling continuing like a massive water bed making waves all around my tiny creaking skeleton as it strains to support so many pounds. Just a pile of barely mobile breathless lard. More fat than girl.
