Seems like instead of quitting my job like I planned, I’m ju..

Seems like instead of quitting my job like I planned, I’m just going to let myself get fired by choosing gluttony and extreme hedonism over being an upstanding professional. I got a warning on Friday and a desperate plea yesterday to send a first draft. Didn’t succeed with that.

Today I did the mature thing. I’ve turned off both of my phones and I’m staying offline. I’m going to push myself to finish the first draft today and I’m more determined and focused than ever. I even cleaned all the crumbs and sauce from my desk so it’s less chaotic.

I’ve got this.

Sorry that I keep posting about my “real life” and not the fantasy you signed up for but I think we’ll all be pleased with the outcome of this transition phase.

I’ve been working for my main employer for 5 years. When they hired me, I was lean, fit and strong. Perfect for field work in 2020 when I worked on tons of covid related news and films. Too active to gain weight that year, I doubled down in 2021 and by the end of the year, was demoted from a full time job to part time, with less responsibilities, as they tried to accommodate my need for desk work and allowed me to work from home more often. No longer fit for field work or for typing with two hands, they cut me a lot of slack cos I still have good skills.

It’s now reached a stage where working from home is close to impossible on some days because I go so hard with stuffing and shakes that I pass out from being stuffed and then wake up and repeat the cycle. Less than ideal conditions for productivity.

Anyway, I didn’t plan to write an essay but seems this just happened. Time to earn my last pay cheque before the inevitable takes place.

It’s been interesting juggling a vanilla job with trying to please an increasingly insatiable Bellissima but I predict the chapter is about to come to an end.

But don’t worry. I’ll still be working for other clients and running my vanilla own projects so I don’t get bored.

I’m aiming for 70% hog life and 30% “normal work”.

As my fans, supporters and worshippers, you all deserve a lot more from me and I need to sacrifice this long term job for a greater good.