

I’ve been ordered to work in the office from tomorrow and th..
Added 2024-11-19 10:05:16 +0000 UTCI’ve been ordered to work in the office from tomorrow and they know what a lazy pig I am so they asked someone to supervise me to make sure I work fast and I can’t even have snacks except on breaks. This is a nightmare. Can’t wait to hand in my notice. Piggy too fat and lazy to actually sit at a desk and work all day. Seems this will continue till mid December when the office closes. I’ve attached a video here to show you what Bellissima (my hanging hog gut) thinks of me doing work without being able to feed. It’s going to be okay. I’ll keep some bottles of mass gainer shake on my desk and will drink out of straw while typing. I can still find a way to satisfy my appetite. Also going to get some protein bars.