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I’m feeling good today. I met up with a friend and a new cli..

I’m feeling good today. I met up with a friend and a new client who’ll be giving me some editing work next year. I’ve accepted and more or less processed all the sad shit that went down recently. I can’t help but laugh if I think how my day started, trying to film my first fart but I forgot to press record cos I hadn’t fully woken up. It was a good one but the whole situation made me laugh. If I think of myself going from having a serious job, filming interviews with famous politicians, minor celebrities like David Beckham and Adam Silver, to waking up and trying to capture my first fart of the day, I can’t help but chuckle.

I managed to get the second fart if anyone’s interested in such filth. It came out sounding moist and extra disgusting lol. Such a fucking pig now. I’m know I’ve been lazy as fuck but I’m about to get into a hyper productive phase. I like expensive gourmet foods, hotel breakfast buffets and other pricey shit so I guess it’s time to go extra hard with my content creation mission. I need to make a progress video with myself over the past few years. I was holding off cos I don’t really feel like I’ve gained a significant amount. I wanted the end of the progress to be much bigger and sexier but it’s okay. I have to accept where I’m at right now. It’ll probably never be enough. I’ll be 400lbs, struggling to get up off the couch and I’ll look at myself in the mirror and see a slender girl.

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