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I have much apprehension with sharing this video. It's been ..

I have much apprehension with sharing this video. It's been enough time since this and have become healthy again.
It's a memory of humorous events.
Maybe, morbidly funny.

He reached out to me and we made an appointment to comingle.
First event together.

We started off fucking missionary style. I couldn't breathe so I got ontop to give him a BJ.

I didn't know exactly what was going on with me. I realized after I got off of him, yes, I tapped out.

I had all the signs of a heart attack.

As a retired RN, I knew what to do. This poor guy was left with, not knowing what to do. I instructed him while having a major episode.

Call emergency, where aspirin was and my inhaler. Those 3 things saved my life. He saved my life. The funny part was when the EMT arrived, they immediately questioned how I knew I was having an event. The lead was a female, the gentleman who was assessing me was in training. He was serious until she asked me what I was doing that provoked the HA. I looked at the guy and started laughing! I told her we were fucking missionary and I couldn't breathe, so I got ontop to give a BJ,by this time she was almost in shock. She looks at him and said is this accurate, he said yes.
She started to believe us until she asked the next question,"what do you do for a living" I thought, what does that have anything to do with my current state.
I looked at the newbie in his eyes and said,"I'm a pornstar". He shifted his eyes and turned red!! The lady said,"No, really, what do you do for a living". I laughed and said ask him.. pointing to my fuck buddy. She looks at him and he said,"she's telling the truth".
She was clearly disgusted by the whole thing, so they finally loaded me up, I had to leave the home to a total stranger and tell him to call my son. I reassured him that my son would understand. I got to the hospital, the EMT was giving information to the nurse on duty. I told her she forgot to tell her what I do for a living. She turned and said you can tell her. She left very quickly. The nurse asked me what I do,as the doctor walked in, I told her. I'm a pornstar, the doctor started laughing, and said what platform, I told him. He said he'd heard of it. I said,"I believe I was talking with you on there this morning". The whole room laughed. The nurse asked, what's your stage name, I told her.

She turned as I told her,she was so pregnant, ready to Pop anyday. We all laughed! The surgeon comes in and says we'll do the groin area, begins to check my groin and started to say,shave her,then stops and said,oh nevermind it's already done. I said, I should see a discount on my bill for already being prepared,then the med kicked in and out I went.
The rest is history.

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