I’m apparently 22 now. It’s been a wild 22 years of my life...
Added 2022-09-12 21:00:18 +0000 UTCI’m apparently 22 now. It’s been a wild 22 years of my life. Stay safe y’all. Eat a leaf if anyone looks at you weird and then hiss at them like a possum. They cute. Backstory on my second pic: I was at a bar with friends and they were trying to hide mozzarella sticks and sauce from me. I come out of the bathroom and I see everything on the other side of the napkin holder because it was facing the direction I was coming from. I sit down and I quote, “I’m dr unk but I’m not stupid.” The poor waiter heard me say “stupid” and thought I was saying that to him. He turned at me and my boyfriend went: “it wasn’t meant for you, she’s calling us stupid.” Almost offended a bartender.. don’t know about you, but yeah. 😂😂 “I hope my ex is dead. I hope old friends who I outgrown are dead. I hope everyone who has done me dirty has died. Anybody I hurt, hope you’re dying. Forgiveness is dead. I’m ready to be blessed this year.” ✨
