True story: I had to take my nudes behind the curtain becaus..
Added 2024-08-17 04:50:44 +0000 UTCTrue story: I had to take my nudes behind the curtain because hotel security came and knocked on my door and told me someone dining on the restaurant patio across from me complained about me "taking naked photos on the balcony" (I wasn't even naked, I was wearing underwear... and they were boxer briefs!! Not even a thong or jock)
