I have to share what I saw last night. Sometimes when I’m no..
Added 2022-08-02 14:18:47 +0000 UTCI have to share what I saw last night. Sometimes when I’m not feeding her I just watch what she does on her own free time, which is anytime I’m not feeding her, which is not often. She waddled to the freezer to look for sweets, when she caught her own reflection in the fridge. She stared at herself almost in a mixture of shock and awe, maybe even disgust, and I grabbed my phone to snap a photo. I thought she was going to say something, or comment on what she was seeing. Instead, this is the series of events that happened: her nipples got rock hard from the freezer and stuck straight out, she shook herself from her trance and grabbed a full carton of ice cream, waddled her fat ass to the couch, plopped down and mindlessly ate the entire thing without barely taking breaks to breathe, then she leaned back and snored herself into a foodcoma. So much for self reflection, huh?
