"BREAKING NEWS: Mrs Poindexter goes missing in forest!"No, I..
Added 2024-11-02 06:34:29 +0000 UTC"BREAKING NEWS: Mrs Poindexter goes missing in forest!"
No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. But I did leave my pack behind when I went out on a long trek.
Mr. Poindexter says stay out here. He doesn't want me coming home after a month when him and all our monsters now have a system, and girls will mess it up.
It is true that Mr Poindexter was a single father for a long long time before we were married, and indeed he does have a system. It's not a system I'd agree with, it's more of a "boys type system", but I'll admit, everything is clean and orderly and all our sons have their jobs when it's just him.
In fact, when we got married, he had paper plates in the cabinets and I threw them out. He's like "what the hell?? You order pizza, you put it on paper plates, no dishes no muss no fuss. What's wrong with you?? Don't ask me to do no dishes if you're gonna do this madness, I won't do them." (And he never has)
(Much later, I stocked paper plates in the cabinets. Do NOT tell him he was right.🤦🏻♀️)
