

People ask me a lot “hey D, when did you realised that you had a massive cock?” When some friends and I got together to play video games and we ended up watching striptease film with Demi Moore and we decided to do a jerk off competition, so when we all got naked they were like “omg bro, you’re going to kill your wife” “fucking horse” “whoever sits in that is never going to be able to walk again” LOL