Without warning, my seat dropped down several inches; the hy..
Added 2024-12-03 12:00:20 +0000 UTCWithout warning, my seat dropped down several inches; the hydraulic had given out under the sheer weight of big, blubbery blob-bod. It was humiliating—proof that I’ve grown far too fat for the world around me. Outgrowing clothes is one thing, but breaking furniture feels like the ultimate testament to just how greedy and gluttonous I’ve become. It’s a piggish kind of greed, isn’t it? To overeat until even the furniture can’t handle the amount of fat I've packed into my body. Have you ever had a moment like that, a reminder of what a huge, heavy hog you've become?
