




I know we’re bad at our jobs because we genuinely couldn’t muster up any enthusiasm to give this cold piece of silicone a two minute tit job. Longest two minutes of our lives wondering who tf that was for. Nothings going to take you out of your virgin whore fantasies quicker than the logistical reality of an inexperienced person performing poorly at something they’ve no desire to do with their hands literally tied behind their back. Meta commentary aside, I love tugging my wife around by her fucking throat and seeing her act so surprised when I shove my panties in her mouth 😏