Squeezed myself into a thong while everyone was asleep. Chug..
Added 2024-07-23 07:33:52 +0000 UTCSqueezed myself into a thong while everyone was asleep. Chugged a gallon of milk. And now .. unsurprisingly I’m stuck on my back with a full belly and tight thong. Somebody give me a hand or two? Or a pastry.
