These shorts usually fit me perfectly and I know exactly why..
Added 2024-04-05 19:03:03 +0000 UTCThese shorts usually fit me perfectly and I know exactly why I can't get them up... Too much gassy foods yesterday! All I have to do is let out a few, long, NASTY farts right into your face and then they'll fit again! Enjoy the front row seat, pervert.
