Tonight I went out with a friend to a fancy restaurant and m..
Added 2022-09-16 23:45:23 +0000 UTCTonight I went out with a friend to a fancy restaurant and made an utter pig of myself. I was eating so fast and so voraciously that I made a huge mess all over my dress. The waiter’s eyes about bugged out of his head when he saw that I finished all 3 of the entrees I ordered.
