So I got the Auxfun sex machine from Amazon. For around $100..
Added 2023-03-14 21:44:21 +0000 UTCSo I got the Auxfun sex machine from Amazon. For around $100 with 4 or 5 attachments, I highly recommend it. It's powerful, has great variable speed and a whole lot of different attachments available. It's also reasonably quiet. You'll still want to use it when no one is home, but it's a whole lot quieter than other sex machines I've tried. The only real downside that I've found is that the included suction cups don't stick to my vinyl bathroom floor, but they are easily replaced with better ones if you really need them, and the feet on it to a decent job staying put on carpet. The power cord could be a little longer too, but it's generally long enough and a cheap extension cord would work if you really need it. Also, and it should be obvious, this is not a waterproof toy, so no bath time fun. 9/10 highly recommend, and I'm only dinging it a point because of the suction cups.
