Ah, the day after Valentine's Day—the only day more deflated..
Added 2025-02-15 17:04:18 +0000 UTCAh, the day after Valentine's Day—the only day more deflated than the balloons from yesterday's romantic escapades! It's the perfect time for a blue-collar worker to rummage through yesterday’s leftovers like they're indoor picnic nuggets. With all that discounted chocolate up for grabs, it's hard not to feel like you've won the lottery, or at least the candy equivalent of it. Plus, it’s back to business, fixing all those leaky faucets and power outages caused by extravagant candlelit dinners gone wrong. Nothing says "I love you" quite like a perfectly running septic system!
