The smaller your dick, the bigger the tip 🤑 Why? Because it’..
Added 2023-06-22 14:04:05 +0000 UTCThe smaller your dick, the bigger the tip 🤑 Why? Because it’s the only way you’ll ever please a woman: with MONEY. Did you really think she’s with you because of your tiny dick? LOL 🍤 **Tell me how big your dick is, and send:** ***$11 for a 1” Mushroom Cap Cock*** ***$10 for a 2” Baby Carrot Peen*** ***$9 for a 3” Crayon Cock*** ***$8 for a 4” “Did you put it in?” Teeny Peen*** ***$7 for a 5” The length of my Heel Ween*** ***$6 for 6”+ There’s a small chance of hope for you***
