








Went for a run to fight the brain gremlins and then suddenly woke up restrained in the back of a van. They forc ed me to play with myself and told me I couldn’t leave until I made a mess. It was overwhelming at first, but ended up being kind of fun? (Also - survival.) They kicked me out after they were entertained and left me to run back home in my soaked shorts. Which was rude, but so was the initial capture. Now, I typically HATE running but I think I might do it more if this is the result. 🚐⛓💦