

Friendzoned Forever - Look, it’s nothing personal, but you know you’re not my type. I could understand if I’ve been giving you “signals” or whatever, but we both know that’s not the case. I’ve made it perfectly clear that this, you and me, is never going to happen. But since you’re clearly delusional, let me make this so fucking clear for you. It’s NEVER going to happen. You’re weak and pathetic. And that’s never going to be my type. I need a strong masculine man, and that’s just not you. No matter how hard you try. So let’s just put this to a screeching stop, so we never have to have this conversation again. I don’t want you. I’ll never want you. And you’re lucky I even let you be my “friend”. Now get over yourself before you ruin that too. Okay, buddy?