All Hallows Eve is almost upon us. Through the dark forest o..
Added 2024-10-28 00:42:45 +0000 UTCAll Hallows Eve is almost upon us. Through the dark forest of days ahead of us until spooky trick or treat, this Little Red Riding Hood has to visit grandma and the path to her place, well, let's just say it's not without its distractions. We all heard the original story. The Kim Dash version... it's a little different to be honest with you. 🤔 True, this version has some similarities. There's a Little Red Riding Hood but she's not so little any more. There's a grandma at her destination. However, there's no hunter... because in this version, the wolf is not what it seems. The wolf is a he, not an it. This guy, he got exiled from our village because he liked to chase girls a little too much. He did try to do it on the down low, until the rumours spread. According to the rumours, he was huuuge. Oh my! 🥵 So, the village elders exiled him because they could try to keep him away from their women, but they could only fail at trying to keep their women away from him!
Now, you may wonder, how did I end up at his new home? Well- for one- he's on the way to my grandma's. Two, I've been feeling lonely since his exile- no one compares! 😩 Three- grandma always asks me the same questions when I come over. When will you get married? Why are you so tiny- why don't you eat more? Are you obeying the village elders? Seriously, if Mr. Wolf doesn't help me mellow out, I'll flip out on her instead of being a nice, sweet polite Little Red Riding Hood...
Time to be his Little Red Riding (big) Wood- And Yours!🤤
