



Things with Mimi have been weird almost instantly since I was appointed interim head of HR. I’ll be the first to admit, she’s waaaaay more qualified than me. And who knows, she could ultimately be the one who ends up with the job. But I think management just prefers my temperament. Incidentally, I got flowers at work this morning congratulating me on my promotion. The card said, “Congratulations. You always get what you want. Just like me.” It wasn’t signed.