Many of you know what a comic book dork I was growing up in ..

Many of you know what a comic book dork I was growing up in my little Wisconsin trailer park. Looking back, I realize what an escape those stories were for me – especially in the summer, when most of my day would be spent alone while my parents worked. And while I loved just about any comics that I could lay my hands on, my absolute favorite was the X-Men. And my absolute favorite X-Man was actually a woman… Jean Grey. I loved her for both her power and her own fear of it. She was both beautiful and complex. And her transformation during the Dark Phoenix Saga probably transformed me more than it did her. Because it was then that I realized, at least subconsciously, that a woman could have both a profound darkness in her soul and somehow also be completely redeemable – and even lovable - at the same exact time. Those stories literally helped to mold me into the woman that I am today. But it was another storyline that I actually touched myself to as an adoIescent. Over and over and over, in fact. That storyline involved a certain love triangle that arose between Jean, her first love Scott Summers and Logan (the Wolverine). The cliff’s notes version goes something like this. Jean is madly in love with Scott. He’s a drop-dead gorgeous metrosexual who wants nothing more than to take care of his beloved Jean for the rest of their lives. But as much as she loves Scott, she’s torn by an uncontrollable sexual attraction to Logan. As it happens, Logan’s mutant healing factor makes him desirable to almost every female in the marvel universe. But it’s his aggressive savagery that attracts Jean the most. Even among the highest evolved and powerful men on the planet (Scott included), Logan is the alpha. And while the alpha might not always win over the female’s heart in these little games between the sexes, the pussy is another story altogether. And yes, the Wolverine has definitely marked his ownership over that particular anatomical region where Jean’s concerned. Repeatedly, in fact. But little did I know (until this past week, that is) that for the last couple of years, Jean, Scott and Logan have all be co-habitating in a cozy little lover’s bungalow – and on the Moon, no less! And it’s been suggested that Scott has taken quite a liking to watching Logan ravage his gorgeous ginger wife. And let me further add that Logan’s healing factor – which translates into almost zero refractory peri0d - equally suggests that Scott might just be the luckiest cuck on the planet. Because Logan can simply never get enough of Jean’s tight little married cunt. All of which can’t help but make me wonder how my Scott might fare if put into a similar situation. And who knows… once we’re empty nesters in a couple of years, pretty much anything is possible.