How my every morning should go: I should be on my couch wi..
Added 2023-10-11 14:32:51 +0000 UTCHow my every morning should go: I should be on my couch with my coffee in hands as you grab your wallet and say “I hope your breakfast I made you was oh so delicious” Then you crouch down and crawl to me on your hands & knees with your wallet in your mouth like the bitch you are for me. As I lean down to grab the wallet from you I pet your head and tell you how much of a “good boy” you are. Then you kneel before me with your forehead on the ground so I can rest my feet on your beta back so as I sip the rest of my coffee & count out MY money.
